I Came to the Party - The Dirtball

Let me introduce myself

I’ll be the baller dirt lifestyle bad for the health

And I’ll admit the truth is I’m only here to get drunk

Maybe spit a quick rhyme to the beat of my trunk

Yeah the trunk be the spot holdin' the goods

Liquor bottles, ammunition, chainsaw for the woods

I got to demonstrate I got a block full of the cops

Spit heaters, pop shots, give it all that I got

I can smell the role call, it be calling my name

Ten O’clock in the morning popping champagne

More like can of beers on my way to grab another keg

For the party later on, I ain’t pullin' ya leg

We got a big bash plan

Lot of party papers that’ll fix that, man

Look at all the ladies

How could you not wanna party with that?

How could you not wanna keep comin' back?

I came to party (Yeah!)

We came to party (Girls!)

Please move your body (Woo!)

Show me that naughty (Come on!)

I came to party (Yeah!)

We came to party (Girls!)

Please move your body (Woo!)

Show me that naughty (Go!)

If ya got a buzz on give the horn a beep beep

If you on the creep creep better be discreet

Pullin' up to the soiree in your fly Jeep

Perfect setup to the perfect night, women to meet

A reputation to hold, yeah, you know it ain’t a matter

You’s a party monster, chingin' through the chatter

Somebody hit the front door, it’s about to get started

I’m gunna bet this is a good time;

it’s highly regarded

All the bitches in the place, yeah, step and do your naughty

Show the fellas how to really sex up ya body

Ya came to get down to the sound of a rapper names D-Ball

Thanks for comin' to the party

Yeah, grab another cocktail makin' sure ya mingle

It be mandatory;

don’t leave single

Say it with me now we be comin' up soon

Another day, another dollar, 'nother party go BOOM!

I came to party (Yeah!)

We came to party (Girls!)

Please move your body (Woo!)

Show me that naughty (Come on!)

I came to party (Yeah!)

We came to party (Girls!)

Please move your body (Woo!)

Show me that naughty (Go!)

(Repeat til' chorus fades)