I'm A Chollo - The Dickies

I’m a chollo what can i do

I threw my life away now i’m a chollo

I’m a chollo what can i do

I threw my life away now i’m a chollo

I used to be a surferman

Bought me an impala and i sold my van

Got a pair of khakis and a penectan

Now i’m a full fledged mexican

Well i’m a chollo man

Not a bit of puerto rican

I’m a chollo man

I changed my name to paco

Went to the store and got a taco

It made me feel real macho

Now all my friends are kavacho