Air Crash Museum - The Dead Milkmen

Went out to feed the cattle

And to my surprise

My lawn was full of bodies

Just a gatherin' up the flies

A big ol' jet liner

Had dropped from out of the sky

Well I was so darn happy that

I couldn’t believe my eyes

We’re gonna stuff 'em

Put 'em on display

'tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly

Loadin' up my tractor

Gonna take the bodies inside

Betty Lou will bring the sawdust

And I’ve got the formaldehyde

I’m callin' up my neighbours

Tell 'em all to drop by

A body stuffin' party

And we’ll bake some kidney pie

We’re gonna stuff 'em

Put 'em on display

'tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly

We’ll have our own air crash museum

People lined for miles just to see 'em

Jim Croce’s in the corner

The Big Bopper’s by the stairs

Ricky Nelson’s in the kitchen

But nobody cares