Mudslide - The Darkness

This ain’t no double entendre

This ain’t no euphamism

This is real life

I’m describing a natural disaster

Mudflow

Land mass

Shifting beneath our feet

Houses

Floating on down the street

Debris, wreck and ruin bubbling along like butter would not melt

Deluge neverending and the rain drops never cease to pelt

Mudslide

It’s hard to see the upside of a mudslide

I simply can’t abide this deadly mudslide

Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide

Mudslide

Neighbours

Thus far I have managed to avoid

Flounder

As they’re drawn deep down into the watery void

Gestriculating wildly, but it’s awkward so I wave ta-ta

But their distanct cries of anguish play havoc with my cha-cha

Mudslide

It’s hard to see the upside of a mudslide

I simply can’t abide this deadly mudslide

Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide

Mudslide

Somewhere under the mudflow way down low

There lies my dear beloved gazebo

Mudslide

It’s hard to see the upside of a mudslide

I simply can’t abide this deadly mudslide

Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide

You know what this is?

It’s a fookin' mudslide