Gum - The Cool Greenhouse

I found myself in a massive disco

Reading books about Autumn perennials

And when I turned my head I saw that she had gone

To take a dip in a nearby fishpond

I lived a life full of plenty and sin

Making money with my dog

Singing for the anti-altruists

Making things turn heavy and more heavy

And when they caught me I lay down in a bed

For twenty days straight I did not move one bit

My head held me, my head held me down

Cars passed the window, light flew around

Next seven drinkers threw me in the water

The riot started over some man’s wallet

And when I fell, I fell from a great height

Then there was nothing, nothing but water

John?

Hey, John?

Hey John?

John?

Now I spend my days sharpening pencils

Those days of plenty and sin are well gone

Live in a flat made of old science periodicals

Sometimes I even take the dog for a run

Water the plants every so often

Buy tables to remove the gum

Attach the gum to the ball in the living room

I find this to be the best way to have fun