Headed For The Ditch - The Bottle Rockets

They want us to eat shit and say thanks

They want to hand you paper, you can take that to the bank

Well I scratched their back but I still got my itch

Singin' Sammy can’t drive 55 but I' headed for the ditch

The mood was ugly like they wanna kill us

Accountants and Lawyers actin' like they’re Bruce Willis

They want us to turn down and play the blues

They want Mercedes-Benz' but all they got is BMW’s

So like trained fleas you got to please the famous bar bitch

This road goes on forever so I’m headed for the ditch

I got a little drunk my head was spinnin'

I had a dream but it was not about women

I saw hippie and think it was Neil Young

He said he heard your song its already been sung

Then he handed me a mouth harp and a cold brain sandwich

Got in the ancient Cadillac and headed for the ditch

Ol' Neil got in the ancient Cadillac and headed for the ditch