Joke Shop Man - The Bonzo Dog Band

The Joke Shop Man has lots of gags

Like plastic ears, exploding fags

A million laughs to give your friends a treat

Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha

The Joke Shop Man has lots of gags

He wraps them up in paper bags

Like sneezing powder, snakes and rubber feet

Joke Shop Man, help me if you can

It’s all so very hard to understand

Joke Shop Man, make me Desperate Dan!