Crazy Nando - The Black Mamba

Hey, go get’em, boy

Crazy Nando, lying naked on the floor

Crazy Nando, he knows how to put on the show

Let me introduce you to one of the greatest of all time

I’m talking about Crazy Nando

Even his own shadow shines

Oh, he’s so gorgeous, even the blind can see

He’s a true Casanova, just pure ecstasy

Listen

Call Fernando if you’re feeling sad and low

Call Fernando, Crazy Nando

Crazy Nando, he knows how to put on the show

Call Fernando, Crazy Nando

He just can’t get enough

He’s a super freak

He’s a love dealer, a pain killer

And he never sleeps

Oh, he’s a womanizer, don’t you ever forget

If you get too exposed, he’s gonna make you sweat

Crazy Nando, lying naked on the floor

Lying naked, Crazy Nando

Crazy Nando, in the bedroom with two blondes

Crazy Nando;

baby, please don’t go

— Hello.

Who is this?

— It's me, honey

— Ooh, baby, it’s you… You know, baby, don’t get me wrong… but i told you

before, don’t call me this late… I’m in the middle of something here

— But I miss you so much…

— Come here, big boy

— Honey?

Who’s there with you?

Who’s there with you?

— It's nobody, baby

— It's a woman, I can hear it!

Don’t lie to me!

— No, baby!

Don’t say that!

It isn’t true!

I’m working.

I told you before… I’m

working, I’m working, baby!

— Don't lie to me, Nando!

I’m gonna leave you, motherfucker.

Don’t call me no

more.

Got me?

No more!

— No, please, baby!

Hang on, baby, please!

Crazy Nando, lying naked on the floor

Lying naked, Crazy Nando

Crazy Nando, he’s gonna make it back for more

Gonna make it back, gonna make it back

Nasty Nando, lady lover on the floor

Lying naked, Crazy Nando

Crazy Nando, he’s gonna make it back for more

Gonna make it back, gonna make it back

Right on, brother

You know, after banging these girls six times in a row (What?!),

something unexpected happened…(Who is this?)

— You're banging my wife, motherfucka!

I’m gonna kill you!

And all of the sudden, Fernando had to jump out of the window, from the fifth

floor.

No pants on, barefoot on the ground… Can you imagine that?

Yeah… And the neighbors came out and scream in unison, like this:

Go, Fernando;

Go, Fernando

Get on your feet and run for your life

(Go ahead, one more time)

Go, Fernando;

Go, Fernando

Get on your feet and run for your life

(Let the trial begin)

Now it’s time to pray, Fernando

And the payment is overdue

You may cry out loud for Jesus

But there’s nothing He can do

I’ve been nothing but good-loving and love is the only way

You ain’t loving no more

Justice will be served today

Crazy Nando, lying helpless on the floor

Crazy Nando, he knows how to put on a show

And that’s why

And that’s why he’s still helpless on the floor

Lying naked on the floor (Help us)

Lying naked on the floor

Lying naked on the floor

Lying naked on the floor