Call In Sick - The Argument

Everyday’s the same old steady drone, like the tick of a metronome

It never skips a beat

Every weekend catch a breath before, Monday drags us out the door

And it all repeats

Well, we both could use a break

A day at home should do the trick

Why dont we just stay in bed and Call In Sick?

Pull the blinds and don’t take any calls, the machine can get them all

Today we don’t exist

You can fake a cold, I’ll fake a cough and we’ll call the whole day off

I doubt that we’ll be missed

Well, we both could use a break

A day at home should do the trick

Why dont we just stay in bed and Call In Sick?

Bridge:

Time to pull yourself awake

From this made-up holiday

I know this one-window bedroom is not, your ideal vacation spot

But if we could waste the day

Only getting in up to our toes, in waves of unfolded clothes

Then its the perfect place

Well, we both could use a break

A day at home should do the trick

Why dont we just stay in bed and Call In Sick?