Employee of the Month - The Anomalies

I am the employee of the month

I’ve got a badge upon my front

So strike me down, down, down

So strike me down, strike me down

I am the employee of the month

I’ve got a badge upon my front

So strike me down, down, down

So strike me down, strike me down

I’ve got a doped up style

Ain’t afraid to use it

I’m abusing music

Mummy what we prove it

Love them sticky carpets

That make your shoes stick

So move that ass

Like you used to move it

You give pretty honeys

Oh I love your blue bits

Love the smell of flowers

So spark up your tulips

Think I hang around

And then wait to the new bits

I’m a dirty little pervert

And on top of it ruthless

I am the employee of the month

I’ve got a badge upon my front

So strike me down, down, down

So strike me down, strike me…

I’m a back alley cat

So watch my eyeballs

Same that do the kind of thing

Thats makes you drop your bibles

Peaceful life I waiting to unlock your vinyl

So killing that score like you’re homicidal

you’re with 'em just a passin' you by

I’ll be the type of guy to make wanna laugh and cry

I make you fear to live, you’re more afraid to die

Just wanna feel a little ???

inside

I am the employee of the month

I’ve got a badge upon my front

So strike me down, down, down

Strike me down, strike me down

I am the employee of the month

I’ve got a badge upon my front

So strike me down, down, down

So strike me down, strike me down

I ain’t a human being

Barely half a person

So wave 'em in the air

Until your arms are hurtin'

And you can’t be certain

Which bar I’m lurkin'

At, I’m employee of the month

Cause I’m the hardest workin'

Standing in the corner making eyes at me

Yeah, have you got a match yet or maybe three?

He goes strike me down, you can strike me down

Strike me down, down, down, down

Come join me in the gutter, yeah there’s room for two

We’ve only got the best, I got a room with a view

It goes strike me down, you strike me down

You strike me down, down, down, down

I am the employee of the month

I’ve got a badge upon my front

So strike me down, down, down

So strike me down, strike me down

I am the employee of the month

I’ve got a badge upon my front

So strike me down, down, down

So strike me down, strike me down