You Need A Thneed - The 88, The Lorax Singers

Everybody needs a Thneed

A fine thing that all people need

The Thneed is good

The Thneed is great

And it’s just $ 3.98

Everybody needs a Thneed

It’s revolutionary guaranteed!

The Thneed is new

The Thneed is nice

And did you see that price?

Since the glorious dawn of man

There’s never been a thing to do what this thing can

So listen carefully To all the wondrous things a Thneed can be

It’s a sock, it’s a suit

Boxing glove, parachute

A butterfly net, reusable diaper

An exercise belt, a runny nose wiper

A slingshot, a muzzle, a jump rope, a hat

A colorful sweater you put on your cat

Nothing else in this world can do that

Old or young, tall or short, thin or fat

Republican, independent, libertarian or democrat