JB JR RAP - Tenacious D

Brrah!

Yeah!

You see this here green crystal

It’s called the Crystal of Gilgamesh

It crashed 12 thousand years ago

Near the city known as Budapest

And he who holds the crystal

Is a mutha fuckin' foo man chu

And now that I have the power

I’m gonna lord it over you

I’m like a god man

With the powers of the anti-Christ

Now beg me for forgiveness

Or you’re gonna be sacrificed

My name is Jables Jr

I got the power of a thousand suns

With the alien technology

Yeah, I’m the chosen one

Check me out because I’m rocking

Rocking with my jam

Can’t stop my jam, mutha fucka

My fuckin' jam is the best jam in the world

Mutha fucka, yeah

Yeah

Yeah