All Pigs Are the Same - Tardigrade Inferno

I’m here for the tribute

From farmers all around

I’m here to collect the pigs

For royal hunting ground

And hunger is upon you

You’re eating your own kids!

But there is no excuse for you —

I need my bloody pigs!

You’re eating your own cattle

So you don’t starve to death!

Now, do you even realise

You put me under stress?

You’re messing with my planning!

You’re tearing me apart!

But I just might have an idea

For you to play your part!

Where are the pigs now?

What a mix up!

Truly, what a shame!

Breeding, growing

Where we are going

All pigs are the same!

Lets saw your arms and legs off —

For now they are too long!

And ears are short, I’ll have to stretch

And cut away your tongue!

And soon it will be over

Just think of this instead:

You will be royal hunting pigs —

At least you will be fed!

Where are the pigs now?

What a mix up!

Truly, what a shame!

Breeding, growing

Where we are going

All pigs are the same!

You are pigs now!

Alive somehow

Growing day by day

You’ll be going

The next morning

To your final stay

A King wants entertainment!

We’re on the hunting ground!

But there is no guard left alive

And only pigs around

They quickly knock him over!

He’s screaming underneath!

And we must have forgotten to

Remove their bloody teeth!

Where are the pigs now?

What a mix up!

Truly, what a shame!

They keep going!

They keep growing!

All pigs are the same!