Son Of A Fridge - Tankard

An icy wind blew the day I was born

The snow feil heavily my hopes all seemed forlorn

They threw my life into a chilling cold world

Devoid nfchances still the wheel of fortune twirled

Never!

I will defy!

I will fight til the day thatl die!

They say Im in a jam now I say: life’s no apple pie!

Mama — a nasty mall

Daddy was a ham-acting clod

Caught up in a mental deep-freeze

I surely had to beat the adds!

Wanna be the top banana

Now I’m just a rotten egg

Cut the mustard, be the big cheese

For your crumbs I’ll never beg

Desperate — what could I da?

Found that switch deep inside 'o my soul

One flick shifts my condition

Alters me frnm prey tn cnnl

That’s why they call me

A Son of a fridge

Father’s a freak and

My mother a bitch

Dan' mess around with

The Son of a fridge

Weird as a freak and

As mean as a bitch

Cheese it!

You bloody fool!

Stand aside or I’ll flick the switch

You’re a beer short to a six-pack

Don’t mess with the son of a fridge

Hey, girl!

You look so cute!

You break my heart and I can’t resist

Why do you turn away now?

Tell me why do you look so pissed?

Cause I am the top banana

Surely l’m a rotten egg

Cut the mustard, l’m the big cheese

For your crumbs I’ll never beg

Freeze you!

I press the key

I start trembling then I cease to move

Feels like a god-damn brain-freeze

Tricked myself, me nerdy goof

That’s why they call me

A Son of a fridge

Father’s a freak and

My mother a bitch

Dan' mess around with

The Son of a fridge

Weird as a freak and

As mean as a bitch

That’s why they call me

A Son of a fridge

Father’s a freak and

My mother a bitch

Dan' mess around with

The Son of a fridge

Weird as a freak and

As mean as a bitch