Somewhere In Nowhere - Tankard

Coming from a show at the edge of the earth

Heading for the airport, still gleaming with mirth

Waiting for our homebound airplane

We had a few more tiny beers

Boarding our plane home I would shock the bourgeois

I friendly raised my fist, cheering yelled: Pa!- Pa!

Falling back into my flight seat

A distant voice is talking to me

The Gentleman might please excuse

The Pilot likes to have a word

Please take your personal stuff with you

Alas!

You may not stay aboard

Lost somewhere in nowhere

Can’t make my way back home

Lost somewhere in nowhere

I’m stranded all alone

First I thought:"The lady wants a baby from me!"

Our manager got nervous, he looks like E. T

Instead of falling into deep sleep

She threw me off the plane

A costly cab, expensive room, an overpriced flight

I reached my destination with delay of one night

Cuddling deep into my sofa

Again I hear the distant voices

The Gentleman might please excuse

The Pilot likes to have a word

Please take your personal stuff with you

Alas!

You may not stay aboard

Lost somewhere in nowhere

Can’t make my way back home

Lost somewhere in nowhere

I’m stranded all alone

The Gentleman might please excuse

The Pilot likes to have a word

Please take your personal stuff with you

Alas!

You may not stay aboard

Lost somewhere in nowhere

Can’t make my way back home

Lost somewhere in nowhere

I’m stranded all alone

Lost somewhere in nowhere

Can’t make my way back home

Lost somewhere in nowhere

I’m stranded all alone