Sole Grinder - Tankard

Hey boys, I just booked for you

A special show and you will go

By plane you fly to heaven

I dealt it best!

I’m sure you know

I’m convinced they might have

A backstage room and some catering

So sorry, can’t be with you

My brand new sofa they will bring

I’m your sole grinder!

I send you everywhere!

Degradation, exploitation

Are the least you’ll have to bear

I’m your sole grinder!

You’ll travel where I say!

Cost reduction — my seduction!

I take care the tour will pay!

Hey boys, I just booked for you

A special show and you will go

By car you drive to nowhere

I dealt it best!

I’m sure you know

I’m convinced they must have

A hotel room, a bed or so

Sorry guys, can’t be with you

My favourite team I must support

I’m your sole grinder!

I send you everywhere!

Degradation, exploitation

Are the least you’ll have to bear

I’m your sole grinder!

You’ll travel where I say!

Cost reduction — my seduction!

I take care the tour will pay!

I’m your sole grinder!

Degradation, exploitation

I’m your sole grinder!

I see you in a mo!!!

Strict restriction — my conviction!

Where I send you I won’t go!

Hey boys, I just booked for you

A special show and you will go

By ship around the planet

I dealt it best!

I’m sure you know

I’m pretty sure they might have

An audience there, a stage or so

So sorry, can’t be with you

Sci-Fi series I must view

I’m your sole grinder!

I send you everywhere!

Degradation, exploitation

Are the least you’ll have to bear

I’m your sole grinder!

You’ll travel where I say!

Cost reduction — my seduction!

I take care the tour will pay!