Medley (Alcohol, Puke, Mon Cheri, Wonderful Life) - Tankard

Alcohol

Drinkin' beer somewhere with me

Playin' loud and poppers flee

I want booze and beer and wine

To be drunk it’s to fine

Come and drink alcohol!

Come and drink beer with me!

Come and drink alcohol!

Come and drink wine with me!

Pukin' all day all night ling,

come let’s dance to another song

Playin' destructive bangin' metal

Come, let’s fight this battle

Come and drink alcohol!

Come and drink beer with me!

Come and drink alcohol!

Come and drink wine with me!

Puke

Drink!

this beer is for my health

And have a couple more

Drink!

Until the beer is gone

And pass out on the floor

Puke!

Puke!

I drank too much

Vomit on the chair

Puke!

Puke!

I drank too much

Even in my hair

Drunk!

The room is spinning

It’s turning round and round

Drunk!

My stomach let me know

As I fell to the ground

Puke!

Puke!

I drank too much

Vomit on the chair

Puke!

Puke!

I drank too much

Even in my hair

Mon Cheri

I want you my baby

I need you my sweetheart

My heart Is full of love for you

I need you to stroke and

I need you to kiss

Lying In your arms

And touching your skin

I can’t describe this feeling I have

I want you to get and I want you to feel

Mon Cheri — I love you so

Mon Cheri — I need you my baby

Your lips like red roses

Your eyes like blue sky

Your legs and your hair are driving me insane

I can’t take a bath without you my darling

Wonderful Life

Every day my life is getting worse

I’m so sick of it all

When I see myself I have to puke

All my mirrors are full

Stupid, ugly, fat as a pig

That’s what I am — disgrace

No one likes me, not even me

I’m worse than slime — no good

Life sucks — everything is just a bloody mess

Life sucks — and I believe that it’s getting worse

Mouldy sausage, maggoty bread

Is all I eat — green meat

Herpes, V.D., loosing my teeth

And all my hair — despair

Life sucks — everything is just a bloody mess

Life sucks — and I believe that it’s getting worse

I’m just gonna stay here in my bed

Pray to god that I die

I don’t ever want to live again

It’s a horrible trip

Life sucks — everything is just a bloody mess

Life sucks — I believe that it’s getting worse