Masters Of Farces - Tankard

Masters of farces!

We rule the universe!

Masters of farces!

Cowboys and millionaires!

We are the righteous!

(We're the righteous!)

Who knows what’s good for you!

We are the virtuous!

(We're the virtuous!)

Flip-flopping, oops

Bad newt!

Welcome to the biggest freak show

That the world has ever seen

Sex affairs, lies and eyewash

Welcome to the primaries

The global warming

Nowhere to be found

Where facts don’t matter

And delusions count

Gaffes and brain-freezes in public

Circus clowns for candidates?

Piling up disgracing moments

Howlers in TV debates

Masters of farces!

We rule the universe!

Masters of farces!

Cowboys and millionaires!

We are the righteous!

(We're the righteous!)

Who knows what’s good for you!

We are the virtuous!

(We're the virtuous!)

Flip-flopping, oops

Bad newt!

Voters are the only losers

Trusting in those hypocrites

Double standard?

lower taxes?

Think again and use your wits

The global warming

Nowhere to be found

Where facts don’t matter

And delusions count

Arguing whose wife’s the finest

Promising moon-colonies

Are those people kinda bonkers?

Someone help the grand old «p»

Masters of farces!

We rule the universe!

Masters of farces!

Cowboys and millionaires!

We are the righteous!

(We're the righteous!)

Who knows what’s good for you!

We are the virtuous!

(We're the virtuous!)

Flip-flopping, oops

Bad newt!

The global warming

Nowhere to be found

Where facts don’t matter

And delusions count

Masters of farces!

We rule the universe!

Masters of farces!

Cowboys and millionaires!

We are the righteous!

(We're the righteous!)

Who knows what’s good for you!

We are the virtuous!

(We're the virtuous!)

Flip-flopping, oops

Bad newt!

Masters of farces!

We rule the universe!

We are the virtuous!

(We're the virtuous!)

Flip-flopping, oops

Bad newt!