Don't Mind Us - Sweatshop Union

She’s not nineteen, but she’s got ID

and she walks nicely, so she got by free.

She’s on the guest list, blessed with huge breasts

that protrude from her chest with a dude in a Lexus.

Who knew once she stepped in the club

he’d be letting her hump

anybody that be getting her drunk

'cause she gets free shots

if the chick tease cocks

and a 50-spot for the dick she’d suck

The next day took her itchy muff

to the clinic, pissin' samples into dixie cups

and then she’s off snorting on pixie dust

drinking back a mickey for a pick me up

Just a club hopping slut talking obnoxiously,

walking up Robson street on a drunk shopping spree,

spending cash she made from ass she gave

to whoever tapped it and paid without asking her age

And these are some people that we don’t like much,

not too many people that we don’t like much.

pet peeves get me vexed, please don’t mind us,

We’re just a couple MC’s that don’t like clubs

These are some people that we don’t like much,

Not you, just some people that we don’t like much

if you fit the description, well listen don’t mind us

dance retardedly to R & B and don’t mind us.

Well, he’s not quite cool, but he’s got nice shoes

complete with buckles on 'em and he rocks nice jewels

he’s won the breast getters executed huge head trips

screwed unprotected a dude in a Lexus

who knew he would get in her pants so he’s letting her dance

with any guy that’s directing her glass

the pimp he’s not with his limp greased cock

but she thinks he’s hot with the blinks he’s got

the next day to the gym he walks,

notices his Jimmy smells like stinky socks

meanwhile, her ex-boyfriend on his dink sees spots

blisters on his c*ck the size of bindee dots

an odd looking Todd booking out his doctor’s door

walking across and sure that he can spot the whore

regretting cash he spent on flashy friends

trying to get her ass in a bend to follow fashion and trends

And these are some people that we don’t like much,

him and her;

just some people that we don’t like much.

pet peeves get me vexed, please don’t mind us,

We’re just a couple MC’s that don’t like clubs

These are some people that we don’t like much,

Not you, just some people that we don’t like much

if you fit this description, listen don’t whine to us

dance retardedly to R & B and don’t mind us.

These are some people that we don’t like much,

not you, just some people that we don’t like much.

pet peeves get me vexed, please don’t mind us,

We’re just a couple MC’s that don’t like clubs

These are some people that we don’t like much,

just a couple people that we don’t like much

if you fit this description, then listen don’t whine to us

dance retardedly to R & B and don’t mind us.

These are some people that we don’t like much,

just a couple people that we don’t like much

(Chorus in background)

Well I’m here with you guys today, to talk about a couple of things that have

just been getting me so pissed off lately.

I’m seeing people, and they’re

wearing orange pants, orange Abercrombie pants, and they have blond highlights

in their hair with visor caps, and it’s starting-a really get me vexed here.

If you, if y- if see you and you have a visor cap on and you got, and,

and if it looks like you have about two bottles of gel in your hair,

well I’m fuckin you up.

(Haha.) And if I might see you out on the street one

day;

I might be d- having some 93 ___ pizza down there on the…

And, uh, you might walk my me… And if I see you with Tiva sandals and you’re

wearing socks, and you got, like, blue jeans on with the white T shirt tucked

in with no belt, I’m fuckin you up.