Siamese Cat - Steve Martin, Edie Brickell

I like your Siamese cat

I like your cowboy hat

But I don’t like your daughter

She’s just so spoilt and mean

A regular teenage queen

You gave her everything but time

I’m breaking up with you

I don’t want nothing to do with this

I ain’t no glutton for punishment

She got you hoppin' like a frog

(Go bullfrog)

We’ll never have a minute of peace

She never gonna leave us be

I didn’t sign up for abuse

You let her get away with murder

You say you’re so afraid you’ll hurt her

Well I can see it’s just no use

I’m breaking up with you

I like your Siamese cat

I like your cowboy hat

But I don’t like your daughter