Tall Glass O' Water - Stephen Lynch

She’s a tall glass o' water,

she’s a sip of lemonade.

She’s a cup of hot Darjeeling tea,

she’s a cool tang in the shade.

She’s an oatmeal cookie,

she’s a crumb of Melba Toast.

She’s the cream in an Oreo cookie,

that’s the part I like the most.

She’s a handful of beernuts,

she’s a cold bottle of Schlitz.

She’s that little tub of Pepto-Bismol whenever I get the -- how you doing,

all right!