Bad Businessman - Squirrel Nut Zippers

There’s a man going around in this town selling lies

He’s the bad businessman

And the mess he sells is bad

And the mess he leaves is sad

He’s a clown

That’s going to get bounced around

If he don’t keep his business underground

He’s a player

But every time he deals a round

It’s a bad hand

What a bad man

Beware of what he sells

It’s shooting you straight to hell

«Tain't no bottom in that wishing well

Bad businessman