The Corporate Homoerotic Cyclists - Snog

The corporate homoerotic cyclists are bearing down on me

A humpin' and a pumpin' they’re a generatin' steam

Sweatin' in the lycra … always on the bike yeah

If ya know what I mean

Rubbin' that logo hard on your libido

Bustin' at the seams

Worship THE MAN who makes LOVE to the BRAND

PUMP it if you can with your head in the SAND

The brotherhood of managerial aristocracy

A shaven, padded, sleek kleptocracy

Senile delinquent authorized think tank plutocracy

Poundin' in unison, back on the bikes again

Spewin' seminal fumes

Worship THE MAN who makes LOVE to the BRAND

PUMP it if you can with your head in the SAND

See Men here, see Men there

See the SeeMen Everywhere

See Men here, see Men there

See the SeeMen Everywhere

Worship THE MAN who makes LOVE to the BRAND

PUMP it if you can with your head in the SAND