Loser at Life; Loser at Death - SNFU

Frustrated kid, he hated life

Tried to end it with a butter knife

Didn’t work, blade too dull

So he hammered nails into his skull

Loser at life, fumbled suicide attempts

Loser at death, what kind of death will he cheat next?

Loser at life, easy come, no easy go Loser at death!

Still no luck, head too thick

So he swallowed draino, but he just got sick

Stepped into a speeding car

Several bruises and a broken arm

Loser at life, fumbled suicide attempts

Loser at death, what kind of death will he cheat next?

Loser at life, easy come, no easy go Loser at death!

So he lit himself into flames

What do you know?

It went and rained

Threw himself off of the bridge

But it was the road he missed

So he pointed a gun to his head

Big surprise, still not dead

Died one night in irony

When his cat crawled on his face and fell asleep

Loser at life, fumbled suicide attempts

Loser at death, what kind of death will he cheat next?

Loser at life, easy come, no easy go Loser at death!