Sorry About Your Penis - Smash Mouth

Caught you looking at yourself

Don’t worry 'bout it, you look fine

How’d you get your hair so tight?

You can’t get laid, you might as well fight

It’s February and you got a tan

I gotta hand it to you, man

You’re the bull of the ball

You try to stand tall

Thinking you can take 'em all

Sorry about your penis

Sorry about your penis

Sorry about your penis

Caught you looking at yourself

I bet you’ve got overhead cams

Personalized plates and all

Your truck is probably twenty feet tall

I bet you say, «Dude» a lot

I bet you don’t do it at all

And all this anger’s building up

You might as well fuck a guy up

Sorry about your penis

Sorry about your penis

Sorry about your penis

Sorry, I’m sorry, so sorry

You don’t get it, you never will

Flirting with that macho man overkill

Seeing everything as if it were a sport

The only thing you’ll win is a case of warts

Cookie cutter men, you all look alike

Drink 'em up, drink 'em up, fight, fight, fight

And all this anger’s building up

You might as well fuck a guy up

Sorry about your penis

Sorry about your penis

Sorry about your penis

Sorry about your penis

(I'm so)

Sorry about your penis

(Real)

Sorry about your penis