Your Cat - Slaughter Beach, Dog

She smoked one-hundreds when I met her

She tried to quit before she left me

I’m not so sure if that’s important

Free association gets me dizzy

They ask, «What's the reason for your appointment?»

I try to come up with something vague

She asks if I’m going to the party

I tell her I’m going to the party

It’s so hot by noon I just get queasy

It’s so hot by 2 I stay inside

I try to put down a cup of coffee

He asks how much I’m drinking and I lie

But doctors are always trying to tell you

Some torturous way to live your life

It’s not like they know everything ever

Hey man, I went to college too

But all of the kids I met on campus

Are settled down beside the sea

Some days I wish that I could be that

Sometimes I forget to spit out the seeds

I’ll make it through this if it kills me

And when it kills me I’ll come back

Jesus will make me a disciple

Or maybe he’ll let me be your cat

I wait to be led into temptation

As I lay a load across the street

Catherine is smoking pot above me

Watching Hellraiser on tv

Tomorrow I’m driving to Chicago

Tonight I am kneeling from the puke

Still doing all I can to understand

One more erotic nightmare about you