Nuts Bolts And Screws - Slade

Old Funny Farm ain’t no home

Joe was sittin' there on his own

sittin there a pissin', missin' all the kissin'

wishin' that he wasn’t alone.

CHORUS

I heard it on the news I heard it on the news

nuts bolts and screws I heard it on the news

I heard it on the news I heard it on the news

nuts bolts and screws I heard it on the news

All of the cuckoos at rest

one flies away from the nest

finds himself a cutie, a root-tootin beauty

she make the hair stand up on his chest

CHORUS

All he needed was a little bit of company

just to help him take away some of the misery

All he wanted was a little bit of ecstasy

Sure looks like he had it sure no doubt about it at all

Joe he got a shot in the arm

and now he’s sleepin' back at the farm

Still knows he can do it I guess he always knew it He never done nobody no harm

CHORUS