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Hey Mr. Auden have you heard the news?

Seems they found a cure for your Roman wall blues

Says on the tablets that they sent back home

They got dates, wine and olives direct from Rome

They got baths and medicines I’ve been told

To cure your lice and care for your cold

And if your eyes are sore for rain or mist

You can always sign up to the old sick list

Downtown Corbridge on a Saturday night

Find a local lassie to treat you right

So hey Mr. Auden let me put you straight

Did a little digging, bring you up to date

Well a backwater it may be

But you got to brush up on that history