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Cousin Frieda has a tiny little problem

Sadly, she’s a trifle plain

All the boys and girls ignore her

And her clothes are drab and tame

Ah, but cousin Frieda has another option

From this surgeon’s magazine

She won’t be a natural beauty

But at least she will be seen…

She wants to join the gang

She’s signing up, wants to join our gang

Say goodbye to abnormality

She wants to join the gang

She’s signing up, wants to join our gang

Decrease her dimensionality

And she don’t care what it cost

Neighbour Fritz is getting uneasy and anxious

Now his business won’t survive

But he has another option

Since our last recruitment drive

He wants to join the gang

He’s signing up, wants to join our gang

The Party’s fixing his maladies

He wants to join the gang

He’s signing up, wants to join our gang

His policy is brutality

He wants to join the gang

He’s signing up, wants to join our gang

There’s no time left for neutrality

He wants to join the gang

He’s signing up, wants to join our gang

Our reach is expanding nationally

And we don’t care what it cost