One's On The Way - Sissy Spacek

They say to have her hair done

Liz flies all the way to France

And jacquees seen in a discotheque

Doing a brand new dance

And the White House social season

Should be glittering and gay

But here in Topeka

The rain is a falling

The faucet is dripping

The kids are a bawling

One of them is toddling

And one of them is crawling

And ones on the way

I’m glad that Raquel Welch

just signed a million dollar pact

And Debbie’s out in Vegas

Working up a brand new Act

while the TV showing newlywed

a real fun game to play

but here in Topeka

the screen doors are banging

the coffee is boiling over

and the wash needs a hanging

one wants a cookie

and one wants to changing

and ones on the way