60 Pound Mall Rat - Sicko

Today I made the mistake

Of entering their domain

I may never escape

My loss will be their gain

Hear their warning call

Don’t go to the mall

We need a bigger breed of cats

Cornered like raccoons

Hope they get here soon

Save us from the sixty pound mall rats

They can smell your fear

And see the sweat drip off your brow

They will circle you and leer

Make a run for it right now