He's Large - Shelley Duvall

He’s tall

Good looking

And he’s large

He’s large

Large

Tall

Large

So large

And he’s mine

He’s not a mandolin (Oh no)

He’s an accordion

I’ll have to squeeze him each night to keep him warm (Warm)

He’s virile, and he’s strong (Strong)

He’s strong (Strong)

And he’s large (Large)

Large (Large)

Do, do, do, do, do

Do, do, do, do, do

Da, da, da

Da, da, da

Da, da, da

He’s got money and respect (That's true)

He’s better than the rest (That's true)

He may not be the best

But he’s large

And he’s mine

Large (Large)

Large (Large)

Mine (Mine)

Mine (Mine)

Do, do, do, do, do

Do, do, do, do, do

Da, da, da

Da, da, da

Da, da, da

It may seem funny, but it’s not (Oh no)

I’m thankful for what I’ve got (Me too)

It may not be a lot

But he’s large

And he’s mine