Senile Delinquent - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

On the 22nd day of November

The day that they shot Kennedy

I become a fully paid up member

Of The Flat Earth Society

Acting like your older brother

Dressing like your brother’s boss

You can’t judge a book by it’s cover

But you can tell how much it costs

I’m a fucking senile delinquent

Delinquent with a capital D

For services to serious drinking

I should get an O.B.E

You say tomato

I say tomato

But I’ll never be a vegetable

You say Karl

And I say Harpo

I’m politically incorrectable

I’m a fucking senile delinquent

Senile with a capital S

Celebrated sensible thinking

Is something that I couldn’t do less

I’m a fucking senile delinquent

Delinquent with a capital D

For services to serious drinking

I should get an O.B.E

On the 22nd day of November

The day that they shot Kennedy

I become a fully paid up member

Of The Flat Earth Society