Guest List - Screeching Weasel

I was hanging out at the show

feeling like a fat potato

I don’t know what I’m doing here

I saw her at the door and

she looked as bored as me

so I got her in

I put her on the guest list

at the show and now I get

to watch her dance like

the other weirdos do

I saw she brought a camera

She did the groin-o-rama and

we were really having fun

I told her I was the lead singer

I felt like Harvey Klinger and

then she smacked me in the head