Celebs Kill Yerself - Rucka Rucka Ali

This is Seymour Schwartz reporting for WJOO

I’m outside the residence of Michael Jackson

All these meshuganas are throwing flowers at his house

And what’s the big deal?

He used to be a handsome black man

Now he looks like a holocaust survivor

Celebrities been dying everyday

I think it started with the death of Michael Jackson

Then that Charlie’s Angel

Than Billy Mays

He’s in all those commercials

His sales have doubled since he died

I’d like to offer some advice

You washed up celebs

You’ll have your comeback when you die

That’s why I’m thinking…

Celebrities

Should commit suicide, yeah!

Take your own life

You’ll be a legend just like Biggie

Or his buddy, 2Pac, man

Biggie, and 2Pac are

The Patrick Swayzes of hip-hop

You should just blow your head off

Like Kurt Cobain

Or that guy, JFK

They shot his ass in the face

My autopsy’s

Sceduled for next friday

Look at the slaes

We selling Bernie Mac

Hi, kids

My name is Michael

Never had a childhood

(Cookies)

Too busy working

I could sing like I found Jesus

Hey there, kids!

Have you seen my Penis?

Come here, blanket

Let me spank it

Without kids, we’d be extinct

I could buy anything

I bought the Beatles

I need needles to put me to sleep

I’m home alone!

Oh no, I’m scared

Macaulay, come over and hold me

Here, come ride my ferris whee

Milk and cookies

(Cookies)

I have a chimp named Bubbles

He likes to cuddle

And never says no

National Many Boy

Love Asscociation

Said they are sad

About the death of Michael Jackson

Now he’s deader than disco

Most them pedophiles

Just go and work for the UN

You should just blow your head off

Like Kurt Cobain

Or that guy MLK

Killed by the white government

My autopsy’s sceduled for next friday

Look at the sales

We sellin' Patrick Swayze

Stephanie Tanner diappeared

And then she was like

«Hey, I quit moking meth and no one cares»

That’s why I’m thinkin'…

Celebrities

Should commit suicide, yeah!

Take your own life

You’ll be a legend just like Biggie

Or his buddy 2Pac, man

2Pac and Biggy

Are the Patrick Swayzes of hip-hop

You should just blow your head off

Like Kurt Cobain

Or that guy JFK

They shot his ass in the head

My autopsy’s

Sceduled for next friday

Look at the sales

We sellin' Bernie Mac

How rude!