Drunk, Pissed, and Coked Up - Roger Alan Wade

Drunk, pissed, and coked up, turn me loose I’ll whoop your ass

I’ll whoop anybody in here, I’m a lawnmower your ass is grass

Drunk, pissed, and coked up, and a damned good-lookin' too

I’ll whoop your ass and love your woman

When Imma through whoopin' you

Yeah your momma told ya you was cute

Big and handsome and all that stuff

You got some skank to blow your skin flute

And now you think you’re tough

But boy I’m drunk, pissed, and coked up, turn me loose I’ll whoop your ass

I’ll whoop anybody in here, I’m a lawnmower your ass is grass

Drunk, pissed, and coked up, and a damned good-lookin' too

I’ll whoop your ass and love your woman

When Imma through whoopin' you

I’ll whoop your ass and love your woman

When Imma through whoopin' you