Ted, Woody and Junior - Robyn Hitchcock, The Egyptians

Ted, Woody, and Junior

Stand in the bath together

And cover each other with soap

Cover each other with soap

Ted, Woody, and Junior

Stand in the frosty garden;

They can feel their sinews harden

So they cover each other with leaves

Cover each other with leaves

Yeah, they cover each other with leaves

Cover each other with leaves

It’s a wonderful world

With a lot of strange men;

Who are standing around

And they’re all wearing towels

Ted, Woody, and Junior

Were disappointments to their fathers

But they had a way with lather

And they covered each other with soap

Covered each other with soap

Yeah, they covered each other with soap

Covered each other with soap

Ted, Woody, and Junior