The Bear and the Bird Begin - Robin Beanland

Once upon a time

There lived a heroic bear called Banjo

a rather loud bird called Kazooie

and an upleasent witch calles Gruntilda

When Banjo sister was kidnapped

The bear and the bird resceud her

from the depths of witch’s lair

overcoming many perils and speech impediments

to send Gruntilda tumbling to her doom

But she was nothing if not persistent

af And suprising nobody

The old hag soon rose from her grave for round two

Our brave heroes once again stood in her way

and this second showdown ended just a badly for gruntilda

Who really should have quit while she was

ahead

Many years have passed

And peace reigns in spiral mountain

So what became of the bear

The bird

And the witch