I Ain't Been Nowhere - Rhonda Vincent

I was traveling along playin' anywhere I could

When along came a virus and took away my livelihood

Somebody picked it up and spread it worldwide

And now for a while we have to all stay inside

You ask me how I’m doin' and if I’ve washed my hands

And I say, listen bud!

I’ve had about as much as I can stand

I ain’t been nowhere man

I ain’t been nowhere man

Been sitting in my chair man

Growin' out my hair man

Sleepin' I’ve done my share man

I ain’t been nowhere

I’ve been to bedroom, bathroom, living room, dining room

Attic, basement, just to find an old broom

Hallway, driveway, same place as yesterday

Go cook, read a book, jog around the breakfast nook

Glass clink, get a drink straight from the kitchen sink

Can’t think eyes blink man do my clothes stink

I ain’t been nowhere man

I ain’t been nowhere man

Been sitting in my chair man

Growin' out my hair man

Sleepin' I’ve done my share man

I ain’t been nowhere

I’m playing Yahtzee, jigsaw

Scrabble, and Monopoly

Janga, checkers, Cards Against Humanity

Fortnight, Minecraft, Grand Theft Auto 5

Battleground, Pacman, Black Op Stay Alive

Obstacle course with Herb’s old golf balls

Mouse trap, ping pong, happy hour Zoom call

I ain’t been nowhere man

I ain’t been nowhere man

Been sitting in my chair man

Growin' out my hair man

Sleepin' I’ve done my share man

I ain’t been nowhere

I’m watchin' Netflix, Apple, Disney and Amazon

YouTube, Roku, Hulu with my jammies on

Tiger King, Schitts Creek, Maesel and South Park

Star Wars, Star Trek, Ozark’s gettin' dark

Cleaned up, dirty up, organized all around

Lysol quarantine, see what I mean now

I ain’t been nowhere man

I ain’t been nowhere man

Been sitting in my chair man

Growin' out my hair man

Sleepin' I’ve done my share man

(I know someplace we’d like to go)

I ain’t been nowhere