Facebook Song - Rhett and Link

I wouldn’t call myself a social butterfly

And there’s not much that separates me from the other guy

But when I login I begin to live

There’s an online world where I am king

Of a little website dedicated to me

With pictures of me and a list of my friends

And an unofficial record of the groups that I’m in

Before the internet friendship was so tough

You actually had to be in people’s presence and stuff

Who would’ve thought that with a point and a click

I would know that Hope Floats is your favorite flick (Harry Connick Jr.?)

Facebook (Facebook)

I’m hooked on Facebook

I used to meet girls hanging out at the mall, but now I just wait for them to

write on my wall

Take a look (you're hooked)

On Facebook

Hey, it says that Link’s status has changed

He’s playing the recorder

How do you know this person?

Did you hook up with this person?

Do you need to request confirmation?

Or did you just think they looked cute in their picture on Facebook?

If the internet crashed all across the land

Or my Facebook account was deleted by the man

I’d carry around a picture of my face

And a summary of me typed out on a page

Facebook (Facebook)

I’m hooked on Facebook

It’s more than a want, it’s more than a need

I’d shrivel up and die without my mini-feed

Take a look (you're hooked)

On Facebook

Take a look

On Facebook, book, book, book

Book!