The Henchmen - REX

Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen

The henchmen, the henchmen

Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen

The henchmen, the henchmen

You think my dancing is just a tourist attraction

But you’re witnessing the voodoo death god back in action

Master assassin and the man who cannot die

This time the burning card signifies how your soul fries

My only mission is to protect the bosses poppy fields

And as long as I’m living I’ll see anyone who tries to stop me killed

Did I forget to mention how I’m able to cause death

And I’m just the henchman so you’re not ready for the boss yet

And when Bond tried to stop me I really found it funny

He actually thought he got me but he really shot a dummy

Then I rose from a grave and displayed that I was ready

So I went for his head while holding a machete

But he got me, threw me in a poisonous pit

Of snakes.

Now my veins are where the poison will sit

And he was surely convinced that I had actually passed away

But at the end of the day you could see me laughing on a train

Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen

The henchmen, the henchmen

Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen

The henchmen, the henchmen

Odd job is the name, I be on my suit and my tie thing

Walking around with the flying guillotine

Big guy, big tux, big hat, I Chop your head off

Crush a golf ball with one hand, then I jet off

Built like a brick, so when you throw it, I don’t feel it

Chop so deep I might snap your double helix

Sinister smile with a sinister ‘stache

Bodyguard to Goldfinger, expert at hand to hand

Combat tactics, you won’t get past this

Henchman, The best in all that I’m tasked with

An admirable manservant but mute

Don’t miss a target when I shoot

You can’t escape your destiny

You wanna leave?

then you gotta get through me

I might be silent, but I’m deadly as the mob

N crazy, that’s why they call me the Odd Job

Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen

The henchmen, the henchmen

Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen

The henchmen, the henchmen

Come and catch can you keep up as I enter with a blow

I’m in Cuba, senoritas or Korea, not the South

Hey I wonder where the Z comes from my people can me Zao

I bring guns in for my leader like the guns, «Can't keep me out»

I bring heat in from the DMZ the Sun and Moon both Fuck with me

I’ll kill you and I wouldn’t skip a beat, «It's not a luxury»

With diamonds in my face, ‘Cause in my case they just blew up with me

They caught me, but they traded me for him «Can't get enough of me.»

Like Kim I am the Man I got missiles in my Jag

I’ll make every citizen just do a sit up with my swag

Change colors like Chamileons, you call me Kill Cam

I could look like Carson Daily and still be militant

I’m exciting when I enter like the hype is in the building

I’ll be rich or I’ll die trying with my diamonds to the ceiling

Pound my fist!

Taking M16 to town without a feeling

While I’m looking like the Crow, when his mascara was peeling

Cause I’m pale like an angel of death, I have arrived

I’ll do anything in service to my master, samurai

Take any assassin and i’ll clean in half the time

You don’t understand just what I mean, is that is I

Run up on your mans, everybody has to die

I’m a killa to the core and I’ll never pacify

I don’t care who you are, what you do, ask me why

I’ll say its only part of my master’s grand design!

I like to get my hands dirty

I won’t waste breath on being wordy

Jaws — My calling card is service with a smile

Make sure the price is right, and I’ll make it worth your while

Cause I’m bigger and I’m stronger.

Damned near indestructible

All about business.

I’ve seen many bosses come and go

But I still remain.

Notice my unique dental work

Heavy metal fillings: I guarantee my dentures hurt

You got gold in your mouth?

I got steel

I don’t need fronts to look tough.

My fangs are real

And trust me, you don’t want to be my next meal

You can run or fight.

I don’t care — I’m hard to kill

I’m the dog that takes a real bite out of crime

A lotta names in the game, but you will remember mine

Remorseless, relentless, inventive, obsessive-

Compulsive, destructive, and you’re out of luck, kid

Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen

The henchmen, the henchmen

Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen

The henchmen, the henchmen

Before you see the boss, you’ve got to be ready

To see Odd Job, Zao, Jaws, Baron Samedi

The weapons that we’re carrying are heavy

Cold-blooded from birth, everything we do is certified deadly

It doesn’t matter if it’s New Orleans

Fort Knox, or Great Britain, right in front of your queen

We do mean things, all in the name of our employer

If you stand in our way, we will destroy ya.

Call a lawyer

You’re gonna need one to fill out your will

Give your goods to your next of kin whenever you’re killed

Cause the odds of you surviving are minimal

Remember that You’re dealing with professional criminals:

The Henchmen