Pretend Friend - Regurgitator

This is my pretend friend

Treat him with kindness

Take her wherever I go

Just so thereЂ™s someone I know

HeЂ™s made of plastic

So she wonЂ™t talk back

He is a good friend

Because sheЂ™s pretend

Pretend

This is my pretend friend

She is my witness

HeЂ™s filled her head the facts of my unspeakable acts

HeЂ™ll talk for hours she never sours

He is a good friend she doesnЂ™t offend

O-offend doesnЂ™t offend

This is my pretend friend

She fakes it so well

I fuck him every night and brag about it

But then itЂ™s quite true that I donЂ™t like you

You are a good friend because you are pretend

Pretend (x4)