Skank For Christmas - Reel Big Fish

I don’t wanna go riding in a one horse sleigh

I don’t care about a Winter Wonderland anyway

I don’t wanna build a man out of ice and snow

I don’t wanna kiss a girl under a mistletoe

I don’t care if there’s presents underneath the tree

Well there’s just one thing I need

I just wanna, I just wanna, I just wanna

I just wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas

I don’t wanna eat sugar puffs or candy canes

I don’t wanna go wassailing, whatever that means

I don’t care about a white bearded man in red

I don’t care about elves or Reindeer-pulled Sled

I don’t care if Rudolph’s nose is shining bright

There’s only one thing I need tonight

I just wanna, I really, really wanna, I just wanna

I really, really wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas

I don’t wanna roast chestnuts on an open flame

Silver dolls and tinsel won’t make my day

I didn’t hang up my stockings above the fireplace

But I got my dancing shoes on and I’m running in place

Maybe it’s cold outside but don’t worry

Once we start dancing we’ll be warm in a hurry, Let’s go!

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder, Blitzen

You can turn 'em all into medicine

Tales like this sing into medicine

I don’t care about coal in my stockings

Sugar-Plum Fairies are Jingle Bell Rocking

Maybe I can use a little Ho Ho Ho

But we’ll just see how it goes

I just wanna skank

I just wanna skank, (oh babe)

I just wanna skank

I just wanna skank, (oh babe)

That’s all I want, That’s all I need

I just wanna skank

I just wanna, I just wanna, I really, really wanna

I really, really wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas

I just wanna, (HEY HO)

I just wanna, (HEY HO)

I just wanna skank!

For Christmas

I just wanna, (HEY HO)

I just wanna, (HEY HO)

I just wanna skank!

For Christmas

And there’s nobody

I’d rather be skanking with, than you

(And of course, when I say skank, I’m talking about the ska dance.

And nothing else.

Merry Christmas)