Kindergarten: The Musical - Random Encounters

Check out my new yo-yo!

I think it’s pretty sweet…

It only costs a dollar!

My prices can’t be beat!

I’ll trade you for a Hall Pass!

I’ll be your gorgeous wife!

I’ll help you kill our teacher,

With a giant, scary knife.

See the blood

On the cart!

It’s from us!

We’re in juvenile jeopardy!

We’re small,

But we’re smart!

Let’s unite

And we’ll start a little kindergarten coup!

Here’s a Vegan Biscuit

Cause I don’t deal with meat.

I got it from my boyfriend,

Cause he is oh-so-sweet!

Peep this laser pointer!

I know, it’s pretty sick!

Hey!

Give me that, you tinker,

Or I’ll kill you with this stick!

We’re too young!

And too spry!

To be killed!

We’re a Teenybop battalion!

We know

We may die,

But we still

Gotta try a little kindergarten coup!

Once a young student

Was not very prudent

With where he dropped his slop!

So I went and grabbed him,

And brutally stabbed him

With this here very mop!

Well, I give gold stars

to kids who are

My special little rats!

Although, if you make me

Miss my break,

I’ll poison all you brats!

This is Nugget’s nugget,

Possessed by Nugget’s friends!

It signifies our friendship,

and causes lives to end.

I got this creepy paper,

Which I think might be a note-

Oh, I love a good love letter!

Shall we read what Nugget wrote?

Nugget says NO!

We’re all brats

In a bind!

Cause our school

Wants us for experiments!

We know

What we’ll find

But we won’t

Be resigned to being Kindergarten

Tests!

To exploit!

Now’s our time!

We’re an infantile infantry!

We’re here

To destroy

This whole school!

So enjoy our little kindergarten coup!