Bruno Mindhorn - Ralfe Band, Andrew Mitchell, John Greswell

My name is Mindhorn

Bruno Mindhorn

I swim backwards, forwards, sideways

I’m in love with a woman, she’s got no eyes.

I found her drawing cows near Brugge.

I don’t know her name, I call her Mrs China.

She were a coiffure but it ended in bloodshed

Now she lives in a glass case in the town hall in Ghent

And every three years on a tuesday I dust her.

My old lady friend said that I was round the bend when she saw me hiding tins

of glue.

I said no I’m not I’ve simply got a soft spot for sticking people’s faces to

their shoes.

I’m confused she said and went upstairs to bed