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Oh she’s really hard to find

I guess it wasn’t meant to be

I’m calling on a fantasy

I guess it wasn’t meant to be

‘Cause love is really hard to find

I’m calling on a fantasy

I guess it wasn’t meant to be

I guess it wasn’t meant for me

It’s not that fantasy role-play

Live action non-satisfaction

Unless you’re out in the woods

I need a miracle fantasy

With this fiction addiction

My avatar’s getting played

I want points

Get this princess saved

I need a date

Tonight, tonight

Is the night, the night

We’re gonna, gonna

Get it on tonight

In spite, in flight

Gonna shed some light

‘Cause it’s dark outside

But inside it’s bright

You see, I see

But we’re out of sight

So clearly we’re it

Connection is tight

At one with the room

Big bangs tonight

Levitate, rotate

Dissipate the light

Know when I’m coming with the soft touch

Kitty Cottonelle with no fuss

No strings attached and need to rush

Give you what you want but it ain’t enough

We ain’t no comic strip

But we marvelous

Time to give you something

That reminds you of

Good times to bad times

The ones where we shined

Can’t roll the clock back

But tonight you’re mine

I went to the store

But I can’t take it no more

My mom said, «Lower your standards»

Forget the ten

You need a four

It’s not models I want

Who says that models are hot

Well, I hear they dress well

Smell nice and talk good

In this online world I tried it all

Tinder, Grinder — nope

Even Christian Mingle — nope

Party lines with married moms

Working out with Goldie Hawn

Coffee shops and speed dates

With hot older ladies

But I can’t find me the one

It’s just

Misunderstood

And plus-sized

I could love it all

It’s up in the air like bad hair

But I don’t really care

Nope, I don’t care

Won’t stare

Looking people up

Like a phone book at the book fair

True player

Eatin donair debonair

How he dare

His hair is mohawked

His V-neck is mohair

I need some loving

Something special tonight

I need some loving

Something special for life

You know that we be coming

When the sun be rolling out

Lay it on thick

When I slang with my mouth

Like it when I lick it

Know you like it

When I piggyback

Time lay low

Kick back and chit-chat

Tonight’s the night

Tonight, tonight