Master And Dog - Quasi

The elephant wields the rod while the donkey throws you a bone

I’d rather have a bone than a beating, i suppose

Either way, still the dog

It’s still just master and dog

Master takes doggie to the ring

Other masters, same thing

And the dog fights play for the masters every day

For the masters and the dogs, it’s still just master and dog

Master is the country squire and the housedogs lay by the fire

But it gets pretty hard for the dogs out in the yard

For the dogs in the yard, it’s still just master and dog