Outtakes IV: The Outtakening - Psychostick

«Coming in to your ear holes

They took their wallets

They took their jobs

But… heh…butt.»

High--

Highway to the blah blah

High--

Mine, that is mine.

Give that to me, that is mine

I saw it first!

It’s mine, I want that pizza

Get off my ass (Get off my ass)

Go back inside (Go back inside)

Stay in your hole

(Stay back in KAMEeRERereREERr…)

Our tuning is boring!

Boring, boring, boring, is this lined up?

Lower it, beyond reason, beyoOoOoOnd reasOoOoOn

RRRAAAAAAAAH…

Dammit!

Hey guys this is Joe I am reading for Dr. Duck, that’s what we’re gonna call

him.

Soon as those people are playing

Shut the fuck up

Feed the ducks, feed all the ducks

(FEED THE DUCKS)

You think thats funny, wait till they’re coming

Don’t you know…

We’ve experienced a tear in space time reality

«Why do you have me doing this?

I had no idea glow in the dark.

Hey Jenna are

you going out with tom tonight?»

This shit’s so ridiculous

I need you all to act like Godzilla is attacking you right now, go!

Celebrate like we just killed Godzilla and saved the world, go!

Everybody go bbbbbllll

Hey Alex, hook me up with a brew?

Wants ta have some of the brewskis!

Get a brewski

(That's terrible)

Damm stoopid ass robe

There’s no such thing as H-Flat

That was awesome!

(That was hilarious! No such thing as H-flat!)

Here at Psychostick industries we are committed to brining you the finest of

stupid metal songs

During our research and development we strive to be on the cutting edge of

whatever it is we do here

Our latest collection of sounds compiled by punching guitars and throwing snare

drums down stairwells have been clinically tested to ensure our golden caliber

of excellence

(And by clinically tested, I mean I got drunk and played them for this guy Cory

who lives down the street.

I think he works in a clinic.

You never can tell

with Cory.)

When you are listening to a Psychostick song, you should be confident of the

fact that it is composed of vibrations that form a mechanical wave of pressure

and displacement which travel through the air where they are transmitted to you

nerve and then relays information to your temporal lobe where it is registered

as sound

We guarantee to bring only the finest of stupid metal songs with the comfort of

our golden promise.

They will always be between 20Hz and 20 KHZ,

the range of human hearing

Psychostick industries: Go fuck yourself