Moving Day - Psychostick

Move his stuff, move his stuff

Move his stuff, move his stuff

Staring at the wall, what have I committed to?

A sacred social pact, something you cannot undo

Friendship maintenance and guilt forms a moving crew

If I do not help you move then you won’t help me move

You told us all to be here right at noon

Yet you are still packing and Guilty of betrayal #1:

We’re working but you have been slacking

Up and down and up and down and up and down the stairs again

You hoard all your useless crap you refuse to donate to Goodwill

And I sacrifice my weekend to wading through your forsaken loot

And we repeatedly ask «What is this?

Where’s this go?

What do you do with this?»

I now descend down the stairs prone all alone in the spider basement

Up and down and up and down and up and down the stairs again

Up and down and up and down I wish that you were not my friend

What is all this pointless shit you kept

Ugly lobster tongs from your Uncle Jeff

Curse your box that’s overstuffed

With textbooks you forgot exist

It’s moving day!

Nothing says «Thanks, buddy»

Like a $ 5 Little Caesar’s Hot and Ready

It’s moving day!

Nothing gives life meaning

Like doing heavy lifting all day and sneezing

It’s moving day!

Nothing says commitment

Like the friend with the truck that couldn’t make it

It’s moving day!

I just love getting splinters

Then whacking my shins before smashing my fingers

Move his stuff, move his stuff

There’s more stuff, so much stuff

Flinch from that dog that barks every freakin' time you pass by it

And we disagree please tell me how do you move a goddamn plant

Drip on my head now it rains and I’m wet, the boxes are ripping

And spilling all your cables kneeling down, on the ground now my shoes are all

squishy

DVI and VGA, S-Video and RCA

USB 1, 2, and 3, mini, micro, A and B

40-pin IDE, a wired mouse from '93

Broken parts you can’t replace, ya better keep 'em just in case

Guilty of betrayal #2:

All the restaurants closed and it’s too late for food

You disappeared 2 hours ago

Come back and now you smell like reefer

Dude, I’m about to beat you to death with this vacuum cleaner

It’s moving day!

So glad it’s raining

I’m hauling your junk as you stand there complaining

It’s moving day!

Well, this is a treat!

The sun’s gone down and there’s nothing to eat!

It’s moving day!

Betrayal #3

You exaggerated how quick this would be

It’s moving day!

Havin' so much fun!

It’s 1:00 am and we’re still not done

Moving a couch

Moving a couch

Oh hold up a second, I’m losing my grip

Moving a couch, moving a couch

Ow, ow!

You’re crashing my hand

Moving a couch, moving a couch, we’re moving a couch

Oh, let’s stop for a second

Should we take the legs off?

Should we take the door off?

No no no, just tilt it a little that way

No, my right, not not your right

Tilt it up and twist it like… no

Cool, we put another hole in the wall

Well, kiss that deposit goodbye

Fuck that door, we didn’t need it anyway

Break out the chainsaw, gonna cut it in half!

One love seat’s now 2 recliners

I’ll set all your stuff on fire

Burn it to the ground, burn to the ground

Furniture

Burn it to the ground, burn to the ground

Watch it burn

Burn it to the ground, burn to the ground

Old apartment

Burn it to the ground, burn to the ground

New apartment too

Burn it to the ground, burn to the ground

Burn it to the ground, burn to the ground

Burn it to the ground

Burn it to the ground, burn to the ground