Grocery Escape Plan - Psychostick

The other day I went to the store to get a gallon of milk

But then I found out that they only had

One percent, but not two percent

One percent, but not two percent

One percent, but not two percent

One percent, but not two percent

I want two percent, I got one percent

I still got it on sale, I saved, 39 cents

Attention shoppers, don’t forget about our buy one, get one free special on hot

pockets and 12 packs of Mr. Pibb

(Ah)

I’ve got to get to aisle 5 right now, because

Mr. Pibb and hot pockets are buy one get one free

Out of the way, old lady

Out of the way, I’m shopping

Oh, look at the price on pickles

Out of the way, you people

Out of the way, everybody

I’ve got to get bread, eggs, grapes, oltec, TP, salt, toothpaste, deodorant,

chips, pees, corn, cheese, porn?

Spaghettios, salt, cups, sprite, kitty litter, bleach, yogurt, Oreos, Jaeger,

cheerios, what am I forgetting?

What am I forgetting?

What am I forgetting?

Oh yeah, beer